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Fast food will taste like food...

2008-05-26T19:47:00.002-05:00

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Alistair Tutton
Alistair Tutton Photography
4220 Genessee
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 500 4402
www.alistairtutton.com
www.alistairtutton.blogspot.com
alistair@alistairtutton.com

Gas wil be $1 a gallon

2008-05-26T19:46:00.002-05:00

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Alistair Tutton
Alistair Tutton Photography
4220 Genessee
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 500 4402
www.alistairtutton.com
www.alistairtutton.blogspot.com
alistair@alistairtutton.com

All the people that screwed up and bought HD Disc players will get a free Blu-Ray player

2008-05-26T19:45:00.002-05:00

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Alistair Tutton
Alistair Tutton Photography
4220 Genessee
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 500 4402
www.alistairtutton.com
www.alistairtutton.blogspot.com
alistair@alistairtutton.com

Weather Forecasts will be Accurate

2008-05-26T19:44:00.002-05:00

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Alistair Tutton
Alistair Tutton Photography
4220 Genessee
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 500 4402
www.alistairtutton.com
www.alistairtutton.blogspot.com
alistair@alistairtutton.com

Random strangers won't follow you.

2008-05-23T15:09:00.001-05:00

EatWiiners, the new Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest game for Wii, will hit the shelves after everyone gets so skinny with WiiFit.

2008-05-21T12:32:00.001-05:00

Two words: Spaghetti Saucecicles

2008-05-20T12:30:00.001-05:00

The Romper Room Fiasco of '52 will finally be revealed.

2008-05-20T09:27:00.000-05:00

The "Miserable Failure" Google-Bomb will magically reappear.

2008-05-19T13:47:00.000-05:00

M. Night Shayamalan will make a movie with a plausible ending. Maybe. No, scratch that. He won't. Ever.

2008-05-19T12:03:00.001-05:00

Our paychecks will be smaller...damn taxes.

2008-05-19T11:50:00.002-05:00

submitted by: D'Shawn

We'll quit invading coutries most Americans can't find on a map.

2008-05-18T08:19:00.002-05:00

Biz Markie will sing the national anthem at the inauguration

2008-05-15T14:44:00.001-05:00

Free taffy for everyone!

2008-05-15T14:29:00.001-05:00

There will be a run on Ritz Crackers.

2008-05-15T14:22:00.001-05:00

The numbness in my testes will FINALLY disappear.

2008-05-15T14:21:00.002-05:00

Cuba Gooding Jr. will NOT receive a full pardon for making "Daddy Day Camp".

2008-05-15T14:19:00.004-05:00

Wanda Sykes will reveal that she is, after all, white.

2008-05-15T14:18:00.002-05:00

Nell Carter will rise from the grave...and exact her revenge.

2008-05-15T14:16:00.002-05:00

Dolemite will be named the Secretary of Bad Assery

2008-05-15T14:14:00.002-05:00

Fielder's Choices won't count as an at-bat. That makes no sense.

2008-05-15T12:21:00.001-05:00

Elmers will sponsor the ambulance that treats horses that get hurt on racetracks.

2008-05-15T09:23:00.000-05:00

Hillary will know how to take a clue.

2008-05-15T09:05:00.001-05:00

Microsoft will make quality products. Err. Maybe

2008-05-14T22:33:00.000-05:00

Every eating establishment will serve coke zero

2008-05-14T13:41:00.001-05:00

There will be a national Renaissance Festival day in America.

2008-05-14T09:24:00.002-05:00

Mr. President will greet all of his foreign guests with cans of "peanuts."

2008-05-14T09:16:00.000-05:00

Knight Rider won't be driving a stupid Mustang.

2008-05-14T08:51:00.000-05:00

This guy will come after you.

2008-05-13T11:16:00.001-05:00

Rush Limbaugh will begin his second career by pushing a diet book centered around Van Camp's® Brand Pork & Beans and hate.

2008-05-13T11:11:00.003-05:00

Ashton Kutcher will make Nikon commercials that make sense.

2008-05-13T10:53:00.000-05:00

Hubba Bubba will market Manute Bol flavored bubble gum.

2008-05-13T10:42:00.001-05:00

The two-step will add a third step.

2008-05-13T09:03:00.001-05:00

Al Gore will be known as "Weird Al" and will make parodies of the internet and global warming..

2008-05-13T07:13:00.001-05:00

Wars will be fought over who gets front row seats to Tina Turner concerts.

2008-05-12T21:23:00.000-05:00

you'll sit back and wistfully remember joining Facebook. So long ago (in interleks years).

2008-05-12T15:32:00.001-05:00

Galactica will find Earth. Then the show will go off the air. Boo.

2008-05-12T13:02:00.000-05:00

Women will pee standing up.

2008-05-12T10:50:00.000-05:00

Sasquatch will come out of hiding and play professional basketball for Ball St.

2008-05-12T10:18:00.000-05:00

2 loving daughters will be forced to overcompensate for the lack of a father as he does what he wants

2008-05-12T09:12:00.001-05:00

Mulder and Scully will be renamed to Sculder and Mully -- "because it sounds cooler."

2008-05-12T07:46:00.000-05:00

The fabled Great Keytar Purge of '09 will finally begin.

2008-05-12T07:36:00.001-05:00

Men and women will be excited to go to work on Mondays, because Monday Night Football, Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl will air all year-round.

2008-05-12T07:34:00.001-05:00

MTV will quit making those soul sucking reality shows that I'm addicted to and will instead deliver unbiased, insightful political commentary...

2008-05-11T19:57:00.002-05:00

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

my Dutch family will love America again!

2008-05-11T19:04:00.002-05:00

submitted by:
:els:, a Dutch person living in Maine, USA

People will go to First Friday and actually buy art...

2008-05-11T18:09:00.002-05:00

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

We'll each get $601 dollars for an economic stimulus and Bush's legacy will be crushed.

2008-05-11T17:52:00.001-05:00

Michael Jackson will be unmasked with his plans foiled all due to "those meddling kids."

2008-05-11T12:00:00.005-05:00

The term "bombastic" will become America's version of "aloha."

2008-05-11T10:10:00.000-05:00

The Garden Gnome will stop travelling and start his own Bed and Breakfast

2008-05-10T21:23:00.002-05:00

--
Trust and Patience,

Edwin Alvarez

Cloverfield will come out on Laser Disc. Two-disc set style with NO bonus features.

2008-05-10T19:32:00.001-05:00

The Rock 'N Roll Express will reunite and take on the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff for Wrestlemania XXV.

2008-05-10T11:50:00.001-05:00

Only green M&Ms will be served in the White House.

2008-05-10T10:52:00.000-05:00

Yahoo could possibly be purchased by someone then. Maybe.

2008-05-10T06:53:00.001-05:00

Canadians will visit America again.

2008-05-09T21:47:00.002-05:00

submitted by: Richard Smith (smith@sfu.ca)

George Forman will be White House chef

2008-05-09T20:44:00.001-05:00

Jim Goldstein
http://www.jmg-galleries.com

Sand People will no longer walk in single-file line ... to hide their numbers.

2008-05-09T17:49:00.002-05:00

Talking Heads will reunite with Obama on lead vocals "and the days go by..."

2008-05-09T17:31:00.002-05:00

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
Wife
And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?

...

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
--
Jim
http://www.jmg-galleries.com

The Charlie Daniels Band will be happy about being on Guitar Hero III.

2008-05-09T17:05:00.000-05:00

Heinz 58 will come out of product testing.

2008-05-09T14:18:00.001-05:00

you will accurately look like your Mii.

2008-05-09T14:16:00.000-05:00

clients will approve your campaign just how it is. No need for revisions.

2008-05-09T14:12:00.000-05:00

The left-hand crossover will the official move of the nba.

2008-05-09T14:11:00.002-05:00

if you try real hard you can taste the sun -and it is surprisingly mild.

2008-05-09T13:56:00.001-05:00

"going green" will refer to the act of traveling to mars for illicit affairs with exotic martian women

2008-05-09T13:53:00.001-05:00

The next stimulus package will contain iPods, Izod shirts and IROC Cameros.

2008-05-09T13:46:00.001-05:00

the thought of a "gas tax holiday" will only make you think of fart jokes

2008-05-09T13:43:00.000-05:00

your dog will walk itself.

2008-05-09T13:36:00.001-05:00

Pop flys won't have to be called.

2008-05-09T13:17:00.001-05:00

He’ll take everyone on in a game of Scrabulous on Facebook. And he'll win that, too.

2008-05-09T10:54:00.003-05:00

people won't need to start blogs like this one.

2008-05-09T10:20:00.002-05:00

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