The Garden Gnome will stop travelling and start his own Bed and Breakfast

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Trust and Patience,

Edwin Alvarez

Cloverfield will come out on Laser Disc. Two-disc set style with NO bonus features.

The Rock 'N Roll Express will reunite and take on the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff for Wrestlemania XXV.

Only green M&Ms will be served in the White House.

Yahoo could possibly be purchased by someone then. Maybe.