This guy will come after you.

Rush Limbaugh will begin his second career by pushing a diet book centered around Van Camp's® Brand Pork & Beans and hate.

Ashton Kutcher will make Nikon commercials that make sense.

Hubba Bubba will market Manute Bol flavored bubble gum.

The two-step will add a third step.

Al Gore will be known as "Weird Al" and will make parodies of the internet and global warming..