Wars will be fought over who gets front row seats to Tina Turner concerts.

you'll sit back and wistfully remember joining Facebook. So long ago (in interleks years).

Galactica will find Earth. Then the show will go off the air. Boo.

Women will pee standing up.

Sasquatch will come out of hiding and play professional basketball for Ball St.

2 loving daughters will be forced to overcompensate for the lack of a father as he does what he wants

Mulder and Scully will be renamed to Sculder and Mully -- "because it sounds cooler."

The fabled Great Keytar Purge of '09 will finally begin.

Men and women will be excited to go to work on Mondays, because Monday Night Football, Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl will air all year-round.