MTV will quit making those soul sucking reality shows that I'm addicted to and will instead deliver unbiased, insightful political commentary...

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

my Dutch family will love America again!

submitted by:
:els:, a Dutch person living in Maine, USA

People will go to First Friday and actually buy art...

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

We'll each get $601 dollars for an economic stimulus and Bush's legacy will be crushed.

Michael Jackson will be unmasked with his plans foiled all due to "those meddling kids."

The term "bombastic" will become America's version of "aloha."