Every eating establishment will serve coke zero

There will be a national Renaissance Festival day in America.

Mr. President will greet all of his foreign guests with cans of "peanuts."

Knight Rider won't be driving a stupid Mustang.

This guy will come after you.

Rush Limbaugh will begin his second career by pushing a diet book centered around Van Camp's® Brand Pork & Beans and hate.

Ashton Kutcher will make Nikon commercials that make sense.

Hubba Bubba will market Manute Bol flavored bubble gum.

The two-step will add a third step.

Al Gore will be known as "Weird Al" and will make parodies of the internet and global warming..

Wars will be fought over who gets front row seats to Tina Turner concerts.

you'll sit back and wistfully remember joining Facebook. So long ago (in interleks years).

Galactica will find Earth. Then the show will go off the air. Boo.

Women will pee standing up.

Sasquatch will come out of hiding and play professional basketball for Ball St.

2 loving daughters will be forced to overcompensate for the lack of a father as he does what he wants

Mulder and Scully will be renamed to Sculder and Mully -- "because it sounds cooler."

The fabled Great Keytar Purge of '09 will finally begin.

Men and women will be excited to go to work on Mondays, because Monday Night Football, Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl will air all year-round.

MTV will quit making those soul sucking reality shows that I'm addicted to and will instead deliver unbiased, insightful political commentary...

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

my Dutch family will love America again!

submitted by:
:els:, a Dutch person living in Maine, USA

People will go to First Friday and actually buy art...

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

We'll each get $601 dollars for an economic stimulus and Bush's legacy will be crushed.

Michael Jackson will be unmasked with his plans foiled all due to "those meddling kids."

The term "bombastic" will become America's version of "aloha."