Wars will be fought over who gets front row seats to Tina Turner concerts.

you'll sit back and wistfully remember joining Facebook. So long ago (in interleks years).

Galactica will find Earth. Then the show will go off the air. Boo.

Women will pee standing up.

Sasquatch will come out of hiding and play professional basketball for Ball St.

2 loving daughters will be forced to overcompensate for the lack of a father as he does what he wants

Mulder and Scully will be renamed to Sculder and Mully -- "because it sounds cooler."

The fabled Great Keytar Purge of '09 will finally begin.

Men and women will be excited to go to work on Mondays, because Monday Night Football, Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl will air all year-round.

MTV will quit making those soul sucking reality shows that I'm addicted to and will instead deliver unbiased, insightful political commentary...

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

my Dutch family will love America again!

submitted by:
:els:, a Dutch person living in Maine, USA

People will go to First Friday and actually buy art...

submitted by: Alistair Tutton

We'll each get $601 dollars for an economic stimulus and Bush's legacy will be crushed.

Michael Jackson will be unmasked with his plans foiled all due to "those meddling kids."

The term "bombastic" will become America's version of "aloha."

The Garden Gnome will stop travelling and start his own Bed and Breakfast

--
Trust and Patience,

Edwin Alvarez

Cloverfield will come out on Laser Disc. Two-disc set style with NO bonus features.

The Rock 'N Roll Express will reunite and take on the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff for Wrestlemania XXV.

Only green M&Ms will be served in the White House.

Yahoo could possibly be purchased by someone then. Maybe.

Canadians will visit America again.

submitted by: Richard Smith (smith@sfu.ca)

George Forman will be White House chef

Jim Goldstein
http://www.jmg-galleries.com

Sand People will no longer walk in single-file line ... to hide their numbers.

Talking Heads will reunite with Obama on lead vocals "and the days go by..."

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
Wife
And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?

...


Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
--
Jim
http://www.jmg-galleries.com

The Charlie Daniels Band will be happy about being on Guitar Hero III.